On Job Offer

Know anyone who might be interested and doesn’t want to start claiming the jobseeker’s allowance in 2 years?

About the job

Overemployment is allowed and encouraged. You don’t have to leave your current employer to start or even inform them.

Responsibilities

• Love God

• Love your neighbours

• Study mankind’s best-seller, which comes with the welcome pack

Benefits

• Love

• Joy

• Peace

• Patience

• Kindness

• Goodness

• Faithfulness

• Gentleness

• Self-control

Qualifications

Must not have committed the unforgivable sin of blasphemy against the Holy Spirit. Other than that, it doesn’t matter if you are a murderer, a rapist, or an atheist.

To accept the offer, go to your local church on the weekend and ask for the welcome pack.