On Orange and Stonks

I’m not massively sure how educated John of Patmos, the author of the Book of Revelation, was on the subject of chromatics, the study of colour, and I wonder how he would describe the colours on Cloudflare’s logo.

I did a quick search on Google, and the two main colours on Cloudflare’s logo are Princeton orange and yellow orange. Naturally, I wondered what the Bible says about oranges so I asked that using BibleSays.Love and turns out the cultivation of oranges likely began in southeast Asia and they were not introduced to the Mediterranean region until centuries after the Bible was written. There is zero mention of oranges in the Bible.

I also wonder if a couple billion strongly worded letters will be loud enough and how the stonks will react. From the feedback I have received so far, I managed to freak a bunch of people out including computer scientists from Imperial College London and King’s College London.

Good luck with your stonk portfolio if you have one, and happy new year. 🙏🫶😘

Luke 12:49

Not Peace, but Division

[49] “I came to cast fire on the earth, and would that it were already kindled!

Ezekiel 43:2

[2] And behold, the glory of the God of Israel was coming from the east. And the sound of his coming was like the sound of many waters, and the earth shone with his glory.

Revelation 1:15

[15] his feet were like burnished bronze, refined in a furnace, and his voice was like the roar of many waters.

Revelation 14:2

[2] And I heard a voice from heaven like the roar of many waters and like the sound of loud thunder. The voice I heard was like the sound of harpists playing on their harps,

Revelation 19:6

The Marriage Supper of the Lamb

[6] Then I heard what seemed to be the voice of a great multitude, like the roar of many waters and like the sound of mighty peals of thunder, crying out,

“Hallelujah! For the Lord our God the Almighty reigns.