On Positive-Only HMI

This is a simple introduction to the Holy Spirit Positive-Only Human-Machine Interface (HSPOHMI). If our Heavenly Father has not bestowed Him on you yet, ask Him for the Holy Spirit. You might have some soul-searching to do. I asked Him once last July and He came five weeks later. I was technically being philosophically dramatic.

*Only sensorial type Holy Spirit is supported right now.

Ask your church pastor about the Holy Spirit and cross-check everything they tell you with scripture. If they are unfamiliar with the Holy Spirit or your church service is not led by the Holy Spirit, they are likely false teachers. Tell the pastor they violated the third commandment and find a new church led by the Holy Spirit if the sermons smell like stinky humanism and they only teach the soft stuff in the New Testament.

Compulsory login credentials (1 John 4:2)

You: Hello Holy Spirit, do you confess Jesus Christ has come in the flesh?
HS: Yes. (Disconnect and consult a true teacher immediately if the answer is no or no response)
You: Thank you, Holy Spirit. ************positive-only_question************
HS: Yes / No-response (Doesn’t mean the answer is No, see example below)
You: Thank you, Holy Spirit. Love you and signing off.

Example

You: Should I take a shower?
HS: No response.
You: Should I not take a shower?
HS: No response.
Result: exercise your free will and discretion.

You: Should I take a shower?
HS: Yes.
Result: you dirty bastard fucked up.

A Bad Example

Below was the first real-world application of the HMI when I was emailing stakeholders earlier this week, including some false teachers and cunts I would like to believe I still love. I realised shortly after that no response is not the same as a negative response and the HMI is positive-only rather than binary. Need to brush up on my elementary logic 101. It’s been a while.

Don’t be this guy